margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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