Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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