If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.