Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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