Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You ruined the universe
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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