Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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