I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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