What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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