My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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