It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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