David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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