I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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