Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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