i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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