Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
