I wish I only lived at night.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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