Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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