And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Randomize
