If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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