Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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