Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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