I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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