Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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