Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish I could teleport
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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