BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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