Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We're too hungover to prance.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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