But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
its liver damage thursday
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