My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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