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she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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