That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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