Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
time to smoke my breakfast
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Randomize
