belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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