I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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