whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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