on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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