No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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Vodka?
Forever.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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