You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize