Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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