idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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