Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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