I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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