Tell her she can't have a vagina
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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