thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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