My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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it's great music for shaving your balls
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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