you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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