This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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