Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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