I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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