I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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