My nipple is on Facebook.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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