Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
