Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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