i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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