I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Duck Duck Cougar?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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