oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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