so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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