every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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