dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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